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You owe little dick taxes. What, you say it’s not your fault you have a little penis? Well it’s not my fault either. And it’s illegal not to pay your taxes. So pay the fuck up! Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. When I say little dick loser taxes, you better be clicking the button to send me my cash. You can’t skip out on these taxes, and they are recurring taxes. It’s not my fault that you have a little tiny dick. You can’t please anyone with it, so you have to pay.
You’re a waste of space. You can’t please a woman in any other way except to pay. And that’s what you’re gonna do. I don’t feel bad for you at all. You were just born a tiny dicked freak and you still have to pay your little dick taxes. And I know they add up because I’m making a fortune off of your little dick loser taxes.
And don’t be late with my money because if you do I can create more problems for you than just a tiny dick. You shouldn’t even have it out, it should always be locked away. I mean what purpose does it have? It has no purpose except to keep you horny and stupid. And the dumber you are, the more willing you are to pay your taxes.
You’re a fucking joke. Girls like me will always laugh at you and your little dick. It’s pathetic. How does it make you feel knowing any girl who ever sees your penis will laugh hysterically? Does that make you sad? Awww you poor thing. You’ll never please a woman like me, all you can do is pay for your shortcomings. You owe me. You owe me for having to even acknowledge you and you owe for being a total waste as a male. You’re a disgrace to all men.
You might have money, you might even be cute and have a good personality. But once a woman sees what’s between your legs, none of that matters. You are useless. So you can try and hide it but you the real you will eventually be revealed. You can’t keep that little secret. But you’re not alone, there are lots of tiny penises out there. But what you all have in common is that you have to pay your little dick taxes.
And the truth is that not only do you know you need to pay these taxes, but you like paying them. It makes that little cock so hard. Little dick losers who can’t please women have to pay them. It’s just a fact. So pay the fuck up loser! I know you’re jerking off right now just thinking about it.
