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Hey loser, I’m glad you’re watching this clip today because I wanted to confess to you that I know how to hack your computer when we’re doing our little Skype sessions. You see I’m sure you don’t know of all the ways that someone can take advantage of you like that. So I installed this remote viewing software on your computer. (And if we haven’t skyped yet, I soon will.) And I’ve been poking around a little bit, I looked through your files, your emails, I logged into your Facebook. And I found all of these pictures of you with your wife, and your house, I saw the company you work for, and I can tell that you do quite well for yourself and I’m a little disappointed in the amount you’ve been spoiling me. In fact, I’m really angry!
If you’re not spoiling me, then you’re fucking up and I’m not going to stand for that. So I decided that I’m going to fuck with you. You see I’ve got all kinds of incriminating pictures of you from your computer. I could ruin your life. I could send these pictures to your wife and your boss and you’ll lose them both. You’re going to be fucked.
If you want to prevent this from happening, if you want to keep me from fucking up your life just because I can, well then you’re going to pay dearly. And I Know you can afford it. I want money, gifts, and a car. Because I deserve the good things in life, losers like you don’t. Losers like you deserve to get fucked over. I think you’re stupid and I want to take advantage of you. And I know it’s going to work because I’m manipulative enough to get whatever I want. So you better not fight this.
And on top of all of this, I want a monthly allowance, and if it’s not there on the first of every month, I’m going to completely expose you and fuck you over and ruin your life. You see, I’m in control now and you are going to give me everything I want. You’re my bitch now, accept it. You got yourself into this mess by being stupid and idiotic. You’re a little masturbation addict and I took advantage of that. You belong to me now.
