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I’m just sitting here in a t shirt and a pair of jeans, nothing sexy, just relaxing, pretty much doing nothing and yet you’re still going to buy this clip. In fact, you’re going to buy all of my clips. Why? Because you’re a stupid fucking loser with nothing better to do with your time or money. You don’t even care that I’m not wearing anything sexy, in fact, you don’t deserve to see me in anything sexy. You’re a total loser, why should I dress up for you? I know I don’t have to impress you, you need to impress me! So you’re going to buy all of my clips. And you’re going to jerkoff to all of them, because you’re that big of an addict.
You’re an obsessed loser. You can’t stop. You can’t stop jerking and you can’t stop buying. You’re so fucking pathetic. I could just sit here and ignore you and you’d still buy this clip. You just need to have the latest clip of mine. You’ll buy anything I’m in and you’ll do exactly as you’re told. And you’ll jerkoff to all of them because you can’t control yourself. Your cock twitches away for me day after day, night after night.
I can just sit here and flip you off and you’ll buy it, because you love it. You love when I tell you to fuck off. You love it when I make fun of you for being so stupid. So you click, and pay and jerk, over and over again. You’re a moron. It’s so pathetic how much you love me. But that’s not enough for me, I want you to go broke for me.
I’m barely showing you any skin, and you’re still going to buy this because underneath these clothes, you know that it’s me. And you need more of me. You’ll pay for anything I make. All I have to do is flip you off, call you a loser, and instantly you click and pay. You’re a stupid idiot and the only thing you’re good for is buying videos. So go on, fulfill your life’s purpose and buy all of my clips. Lose your mind to me. You’re completely addicted. And how do I know? Because you’re going to buy this video where I tell you what an idiot you are for buying this video! LOL! You’re putty in my hands, I have you wrapped around my fingers, you’re addicted and there’s nothing you can do about it.
