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Yeah, we know you spent a lot at the bar on us. We took you home with us and were sure you thought your loser ass was actually going to get laid. Wrong. What hot girl would EVER want to fuck you? Why would you think youd be lucky enough to have one hot girl, let alone two? Youre a moron. Good thing youre a moron with a credit card. We dont care how many margaritas you bought, youre still ugly. Youre the kind of ugly even beer goggles cant fix. When girls like us have sex, its about us. Its about our pleasure, our orgasm. A guy like you could NEVER make us cum. Your dicks about two inches too small to reach our hearts. Look at our perfect asses while we humiliate you, loser! You will never even touch an ass like this. Now, lets get you locked into chastity and get that little dick out of the way. Its only preventing you from thinking appropriately. Once youre in chastity, youll know what really matters, us! Just imagine your key dangling from around our ankles as you take us shopping. Now thats a more appropriate thought for a little loser like you!
