Alix Lynx!
Hey! So what do you think of how I look in this sexy lingerie? I wanted this moment to be special for you. I know we’ve been friends for awhile and you are still a virgin, which is kinda weird to me but whatever, I mean what are friends for! I’m just so happy to help you lose your virginity and become a real man. And you know you’re in great hands with a hot porn star like me. So go on, I’m sure you’re hard and so horny already, take your clothes off and we can have fun. LOL! Are you fucking kidding me??? LOL! Oh my god I’m so sorry for laughing but your cock is so tiny! LOL! I’ve never seen a cock that small, I mean it’s like smaller than my pinky small!
But that’s fine, I mean it’s not your fault. Here maybe if I tease you with my body I can give you some assistance because I can’t even tell if it’s hard or not LOL! You can touch my tits if you’d like. Oh? You’re hard already? Oh my god. Ok well then I’ll just slip my panties off and then I’m going to get on top of you and well you know how this works, right? Just slip it in. Yes, just like that. Is it in? Is it?! Can you feel my pussy because I can’t feel you? I think it’s not in. Oh it is in. I just can’t tell because it’s so tiny. Ok so just put it in and I’ll bounce on it and you can grab hold of my great big titties.
LOL! I’m soooo sorry for laughing I just can’t tell if it’s in and then it seems to keep falling out. Try again. I can’t feel anything. Is it in? LOL!! Ok I can’t feel it. You know what, let’s not do this any more. I think maybe now I understand why you’re still a virgin. It’s not that you’re unfuckable, but your cock is LOL! I mean it’s impossible to fuck a cock that small! I know I’m your friend and all so I need to tell you straight up, you’ve got a real problem. You’ll never fuck any woman with a dick that small. LOL! Oh my god you’re just so tiny!! LOL!
It’s like maybe an inch or two hard. LOL! I guess you’re just going to be a tiny dick virgin loser forever. We can’t count what just happened here as sex. You’re still a virgin. You can’t say that you fucked me because, well, you didn’t fuck me. But I do feel bad, so here, let me tease you with my amazing body because it’s the only action you’re going to get with a little dick like that. It’s so small! It’s such a cute little virgin dick. You know what, you’re a virgin loser because your dick is itty bitty. I’ll bet you only use two fingers to jerk it, don’t you? I’m actually kinda surprised you’ve kept this little dick secret from me for so long. We’ve been friends for long enough I would have thought you would have told me by now.
But I do get it. The fact that you have such a little penis is truly embarrassing, even if it isn’t your fault. I tried to be a good friend here and take your virginity but you’re really not giving me much to work with. What am I supposed to do with that? If I can’t feel it, I can’t fuck it, and I was so down to fuck you. And any other woman that you try and stick your tiny virgin loser dick into is going to tell you the same thing. She’s going to say, ‘Your cock is so small that I can’t even feel it.’ So you might as well get used to having a woman teasing you like I”m doing right now because losers get teased and laughed at by hot chicks like me. You are just a virgin loser with a small dick who can’t even get laid by his hot porn star friend who was willing to pity fuck you.
